'Hicks, how come you're not working. I'd go, 'There's nothing to do.' 'Well, you pretend like you're working.' 'Well, why don't you pretend I'm working? Yeah, you get paid more than me, you fantasise. Pretend I'm mopping. Knock yourself out. I'll pretend they're buying stuff; we can close up. I'm the boss now, you're fired. I'm on a fucking roll. We're all millionaires and you're